Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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The WNBA

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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