- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Morning wood.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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