Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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The global news

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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