- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

feminism

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Women's Rights.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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