- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

what is orange and blue 2 colors

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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