Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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