How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Who wants water? I do.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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