- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Cancer.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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