What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

My mum is called Steve

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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