Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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