Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

H o m o comes out as homo

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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