Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Urban ghettos

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Man U

Woman's Rights

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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