Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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child labor

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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