- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

mexicans fishing

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

I like the color potato.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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