So a seal walks into a club.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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www.xnxx.com

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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