- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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