- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Two planes walk into an office building

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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