- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

This is not a joke

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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