Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Caca.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Stephen Hawking

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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