- Anti Joke

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.