This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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i was molested.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Dick Chaney

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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69.9

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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