Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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