- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Hail Hitler

There once was this guy and he fell down

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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