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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

what's white and sticky semen

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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