Justin Beiber's Talent.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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You all have Aids

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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