- Anti Joke

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Anti Joke

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