- Anti Joke

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.