What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Punching a baby

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Men's rights

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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