- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A chicken walked into the bar...

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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