- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

all jokes aside...

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Albino African Americans

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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