- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nickelback.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Hello.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

I have an erection My mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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