- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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