So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Womens rights

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Obama.

see ya

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Your face

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

ecks! why zee?

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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