- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A black student graduated High School

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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