What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Anti Joke

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