A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Women's Rights

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Anti Jokes = Drained

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Homonyms should be band.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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