- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

knock knock who's there? faith

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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