Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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