your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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