- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

my gave me a game i said thank you

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Robin, Get in the Car

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Women drivers...

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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