Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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You all have Aids

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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