- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

a black guy hates chicken.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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