What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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what did the farmer do? plant

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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