Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Womens basketball

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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