Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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