- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

Women's rights.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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