Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

pull my finger (farts)

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

they told me not to write here but i did

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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