- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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