Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Women's rights

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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