- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Miscarriages.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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