why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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This joke is funny

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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