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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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