A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Your mother is so fat.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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