Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

How does shit taste?\ Good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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