- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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