- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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