- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Guess who is violent. Osama

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

I regret everything.....

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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