- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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