If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a duck?

THE GAME

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's funnier than 68 69

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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