why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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