- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

knock knock no no you go now i clean

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Poop

do you have a wife?

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Tim likes girls

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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