It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Anti Joke

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