There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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