Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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