- Anti Joke

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

im gey

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Your Mother

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!