- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

roses are red violets are blue

"Knock knock" Come in!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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