- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What is the name of the car? What

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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