Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Where's the soap?

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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