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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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