Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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yada yada

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Women's rights...

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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I work at jcpenny

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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