Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Jellybeans

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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