- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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