There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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