- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

So one time there was this woman learning...

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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