- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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