Why do I hate food? I don't.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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