A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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It says so on your cap.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Your mom.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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