- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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