- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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