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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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