What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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