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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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TOP KEK

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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