- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

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